You can't motorboat a personality
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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