Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
