Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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