idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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