yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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