HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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