i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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