Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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