and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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