Me. At least after what I've been through.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
