What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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