Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Randomize
