She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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