Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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