when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
only if we run a train.
done.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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