So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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