can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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