i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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