Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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