There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
A bitchslap is in order.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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