no, he came in my armpit
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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