dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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