But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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