Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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