How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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