Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
