Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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