yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
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