hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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