I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
