i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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