how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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