I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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