we have officially lost it.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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