if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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