i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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