HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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