the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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