she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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