Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I party with great urgency now.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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