He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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