May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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