so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Terrible idea I love it
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