is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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