DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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