dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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