1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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