That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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