i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I wear drunk well.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
