you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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