so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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