what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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