Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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