Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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